so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever
"…a-ha! caught you now…”
So I was warned not to go to the /b/ section of 4chan, but I did anyway and this is what I find:
People go on about “old /b/” so much. Hur dur summer is here, hur dur habbo raids were GOAT.
We have the potential to make this the most memorable raid in 4chan history. If these kids getting panic attacks is real, and not some kind of mob justice mass hysteria, we could legitimately rack up a sizeable body count, disrupt a huge website like tumblr, and potentially even knock it out.
I say every month, periodically, say the 4th of every month, we raid a load of popular tags with gore and animal abuse and rape, and try and trigger them. This could be fucking golden, but we need to work together.
Are you fucking kidding me? These people think it’s funny, think it’s okay, to fucking torture and hurt people, put them in fucking situations where they could die?! How the hell is that even remotely humorous?!
I swear, I am considering getting the law involved. Screw wherever the hell you are, this is not okay in any way, shape, or form. If the law was involved, I’m pretty damn sure that the 4chan site will be contacted and told that it needs to monitor the activity better, as well as do a lot of other shit to show these assholes (not all of 4chan, just the psychotic people) that this isn’t funny. That they could be penalized harshly for this shit.
This comment suggests that they might do these raids every 4th of the month. We need to prepare for them! Anyone who is triggered or worried about being triggered or anything like that, I’d say that you should stay off/away from Tumblr for the first week of each month. I’m sorry, it’s just to be cautious in case they decide to do it the first week or earlier.
Please spread the word.
|—||Stephen Fry (via theirraginghearts)|
gosh i want a cosplaying boyfriend or girlfriend
even if we cosplay characters that dont make sense that’s even better
what’s that over there? rose lalonde making out with the grand highblood?
damn thats hot.
"You act different in person"
Bitch I was nervous
The gif is perfect.
Lafayette don’t give a fuck
Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.
now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.
Always reblog Kat Dennings slamming slut shaming
this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.
are you fucking retarded no its just a lightbulb falling on a mousetrap shut the fuck upGuys idk what the meaning is but if it is what the first person said you’re kind of proving it right. She said her idea and now you’re judging it, just like she said society would.
woah^I fucking love you third person you are perfect
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply
Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.